Reply 120 of 132, by Standard Def Steve
Ooh, fun topic! OK, here are some of my most memorable futuristic moments:
-I will never forget the time I saw a computer with an MPEG board playing Jurassic Park--the entire movie--off of a CD ROM at a computer show in the early '90s. Standard Def Preteen was like, "THEY CAN DO THAT NOW? Why the hell am I still playing Shuffle Puck and Carmen Sandiego on a barely color Mac at home?" I've been a digital video nerd ever since. Cameras, compression, editing, transmission, digital cinema; you name it and I'll likely think that it's very, very cool indeed.
Speaking of digital cinema, I remember when one of our local theaters switched to digital projection--I believe it was around 1999 or 2000. They closed for a month and upgraded not only the projectors, but the sound as well. When they reopened, I watched Toy Story 2 and swear to god, that was the experience that inspired me to really get into home theater. I just wanted to recreate that experience at home.
The airport scene near the end of the movie especially blew my mind. When that plane transitioned from the rear channels to the front -- rattling the seats and making my freakin' pant legs flutter in the process -- I had tears in my eyes and hot buttery popcorn all over me!
-Flat panel monitors. Yeah, I know people on vintage computer forums love to hate them, but the moment in 2004 I upgraded from a CRT that could barely resolve 1280x960 to a digitally connected 1920x1200 LCD that could easily display the smallest fonts right down to the pixel, well, I may as well have changed my Interweb name to High Def Steve right then and there.
-Smart/automated home stuff. Yeah, I know people on vintage computer forums love to hate them, but the day Standard Def Homeowner started using it, he was like, what alternate dimension did I just step into? You're telling me I can control indoor lights, outdoor lights, even Christmas lights from a pocket computer that has 12 entire gigabytes of RAM in it? And, not only that, I can lock/unlock the doors? Adjust the temperature of the hot water coming out of the taps? The air temperature and humidity?! And it can even send me a steady stream of data about the current heating/cooling demand in 1% increments, compressor RPS, blower RPMs, burner BTUs, suction and liquid line PSIs, even superheat? Wait, that last one has to be a mistake, because this stuff is super cool baby! Sure, it could all go south in the dead of winter like the birds. But it hasn't yet, so I'm just gonna continue to be happy and impressed.
-CDs and digital transports. Yeah, I know that real audiophiles on serious audiophile forums love to hate them. Here's the thing though. One day, Standard Def's dad brought home a CD player that could actually talk to the amp using light, and that fascinated him to no end. How can a tiny, unblinking LED inside of the TOSlink socket "tell" the amplifier and speakers how insanely chaotic Glenn Tipton's guitar solos are supposed to sound in Painkiller??
By using pulse code modulation, you say? So you mean to tell me that the LED is actually pulsing, only a lot faster than our standard def eyes can perceive? And the little chips in the receiver string those pulses together tens of thousands of times per second to make them sound like steadily flowing music to our standard def ears? OK, that's almost magical, but how does all this digital tomfoolery actually sound?
Un-bloody-believable, of course! The sweet, sweet treble that was missing from my old tapes and records made everything sound so open and real, and I was instantly hooked. I began spending most of my paper route money double-dipping; that is, buying all of my favorite albums again--except this time on bit perfect CDs. Turns out that Dad's old speakers really did have it in them; I just never knew it, thanks to our worn to bits analog media. In fact, the experience was akin to tasting real chocolate for the first time. Before I got to taste the Real Deal, I thought that an Oh Henry bar was about as good as it ever got. But once that first bar of fine swiss chocolate melted in my mouth, I practically passed out from pleasure. It was all over for me and ole Henry after that; you might as well give me a brown crayon to chew on. And that's exactly how it is with digitally stored and transported audio. You never know just how much crud your ears accept until you hear a really clean source and signal path for the first time!
-This one's recent. When I strapped a 16-core 5950X to my motherboard's brain socket a couple of years ago, it really did feel futuristic as hell! At least, it gave me the same intensely pleasurable feeling I got when I installed a PowerPC upgrade card in the family Quadra decades ago. I can still recall my lips flapping in the intense whirlwind of MIPS surging out of the mysterious silicon card I had so inconspicuously planted in our edutainment mainframe! I probably looked a little like Woody in Toy Story as he rapidly approached the U-Haul with Sid's rocket strapped to his back!
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